kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too
“Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed.”
tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person (via elauxe)
“If they don’t like you who the fuck cares.”
"smh lost all my hoes in the same week"
"who can i run to when i need that nut?"
"how imma reup? lord kno i cant handle these new hoes"